Top Five Reasons to Love My Wife:
(This week)
She makes a good cup of coffee.
And if she dumps too many grounds into the filter, she'll just get a bigger cup.
She gets lost, and then gets pissy when I give her instructions.
Like a true american.
When Comcast doesn't carry the Niner's game she says this:
"How about we open a bottle of wine and watch Band of Brothers?"
She gets a Bacon Western Cheese Burger from the drive through and then complains about being fat.
Like a true american.
She knows me enough to say this:
"Every time you are right, I'm gonna tell you to go fuck yourself."
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