Five words you are no longer allowed to use:
1) Literally
Because it doesn't mean what you think it means. You didn't literally die, but I do however, literally want to slap you for saying it.
2) Awesome
When everything is awesome, nothing is.
3) Snap
Just say "fuck" like a man
4) Like
It is not like okay to use the word like for like any like reason other than liking something, or you are literally Moon Unit Zappa.
5) Really?
Cause the answer to that . . . Is literally.
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