3:34am

Friday Five:

Worst things ever to happen at 3:34 am:

Fire alarms need batteries:
They chirp. They chirp at the same time. I don't have four 9 volts. I have only a ladder and a hammer.

Phone rings:
It can only be the police, and some one is dead or in jail.

Have to pee:
It's decision time.

Little guy is sick:
One of us gets to sleep on the couch, the other one risks getting kicked in the crotch.

Neighbors having a fight that results In make up sex.
Good for them.

Anything:
Anything that happens at 3:34am in the morning is especially bad.

Especially fire alarms running out of batteries.