Friday Five: Find a Chick.

A college kid asked me today how long I have been married. "Nine years." I told him. And in true college kid fashion he whistled and said "Wow, that's long. How do you do it?"

Today's Friday Five is how its done:

First:

Find a hot chick.

Second:

Find a hot chick
who makes you laugh.

Third:

Find a hot chick
who makes you laugh
and lets you be who you are.

Fourth:

Find a hot chick
who makes you laugh,
lets you be who you are,
but doesn't put up with your shit.

And Fifth:

Find a hot chick
who makes you laugh,
lets you be who you are,
doesn't put up with your shit,
and does that one thing.

You know what I'm talking about.